What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

Why do Muslims not get HIV/AIDS in spite of having 4 wives and multiple relationships?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Can you tell me something about yourself?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.